Detox To Retox

hi. i'm gabe.
i'm like a crunchy taco...
or maybe a 7 layer.
this is my "fun" blog of random stuff. if you want some real talk, call R Kelly, or go to tl;dr

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NO, I DO NOT HAVE FACEBOOK!!

rules to live (and make records) by - brian eno to coldplay

last night my brother had a “bachelor party” which consisted of 5 dudes going to the russian baths and then having a nice dinner. then i found out one of my brother’s friends got a tattoo of the face of another friend @michaelsussman . this is the picture of that moment. one of the greatest moments ever captured in the history of tattooing. 

thanks for my cool new hat Bronx! tell your mom & pops i say bye! 

I love Pink. but being a huge Zoolander fan, I couldn’t help but notice a striking resemblance to Mugatu in her new promo pic. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. 

What are the differences between Mark Zuckerberg and me? I give private information on corporations to you for free, and I’m a villain. Zuckerberg gives your private information to corporations for money and he’s Man of the Year.

Julian Assange on SNL (via kateoplis)

(via rachellehruska)

christmas video from us to you with @vickytcobra ‘s cover of “Last Christmas” !!

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

i saw a double rainbow (!!!) while i was driving to Punta del Este from Montevideo and i captured it on video. 

then i had to pull over because i was overwhelmed.

for those of you who don’t know:

Original Double Rainbow Video

CNN: how double rainbow blew up

and of course the autotune version

Look at how injured poor @novarronate’s hands are. He bled for south America! But it was worth it! Thank you for an amazing weekend! Now we have to come back and play all the other countries! Chile and Mexico I’m talking to you! ;) xo

Best. Letter. Ever. ;) thank you guys for meeting us at the airport. Sorry if we were zombies, we had to wake up at the buttcrack of dawn. Can’t wait for tonight!

Watch out! Kids be dancin in the streets!

Ah. Good ol’ Gabe of 2008. How I do miss you and your purple hoodie. ;)

Thank you guys again for making us have such an awesome time at @bahotfest! Hopefully we can come back soon! And thanks for all these amazing gifts. I’m gonna go stuff my face now. Brazil! See you tomorrow!

gracias a todos los Uruguayos que vinieron a apoyarnos!

ay, gracias mi amor!

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