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<rss version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>hi. i’m gabe. 
i’m like a crunchy taco…
or maybe a 7 layer. 
this is my “fun” blog of random stuff.
if you want some real talk, call R Kelly, or go to 
tl;dr
</description><title>Detox To Retox</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @retox)</generator><link>http://gabesaporta.com/</link><item><title>holy fuck! you can play snake on youtube!?
“whatever dude....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l66nc0CEBB1qafwfno1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;holy fuck! you can play snake on youtube!?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“whatever dude. it’s just snake”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;yeah but it’s not supposed to be there! &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://leilockheart.net/post/1002889719" target="_blank"&gt;leilockheart&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://chickenshit.tumblr.com/post/982426706" target="_blank"&gt;chickenshit&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://coloringstorybook.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;coloringstorybook&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://lexalovee.tumblr.com/post/862761055" target="_blank"&gt;lexalovee&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;MINDFUCKEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://gabesaporta.com/post/1005119441</link><guid>http://gabesaporta.com/post/1005119441</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 17:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6ceysv92h1qcgms3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://gabesaporta.com/post/1003057600</link><guid>http://gabesaporta.com/post/1003057600</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 07:27:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>this is my new theme song. Cee Lo - “fuck you”...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LTlteuAlAMg&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LTlteuAlAMg&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;this is my new theme song. Cee Lo - “fuck you” … ain’t that some shit&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://gabesaporta.com/post/1003022553</link><guid>http://gabesaporta.com/post/1003022553</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 07:16:17 -0400</pubDate><category>xs</category></item><item><title>@_miss_anthropy   Wonder how @GabrielSaporta feels about the @peta disrespecting Jews...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;@&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/_miss_anthropy" target="_blank"&gt;_miss_anthropy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;span class="actions"&gt;&lt;a id="status_star_21587194222" title="favorite this tweet"&gt;  &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="entry-content"&gt;Wonder how @&lt;a href="http:///GabrielSaporta" target="_blank"&gt;GabrielSaporta&lt;/a&gt; feels about the @&lt;a href="http:///peta" target="_blank"&gt;peta&lt;/a&gt; disrespecting Jews debacle???&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://twitpic.com/2fqkcc"&gt;&lt;a href="http://twitpic.com/2fqkcc" target="_blank"&gt;http://twitpic.com/2fqkcc&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span class="entry-content"&gt;&lt;span&gt;
&lt;p&gt;@&lt;a href="http:///photos/joelrama" target="_blank"&gt;joelrama&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;span&gt;Jewish NobelPrize laureate Isaac Bashevitz Singer wrote, “In relation to [animals], all people are Nazis; for the animals, it is an eternal Treblinka”&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_rights_and_the_Holocaust"&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_rights_and_the_Holoca" target="_blank"&gt;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_rights_and_the_Holoca&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;i hate giving my opinions on controversial subjects because i never want anyone to think i’m shoving shit down their throat, or that i pass judgement on anyone who doesn’t think like me. but i feel like people who have compassion for for the slaughter of innocent sentient beings should not &lt;/span&gt;withhold that compassion based on the species of that being. and that as sensitive as the holocaust issue is, it is actually a fair comparison to make. don’t forget, when the holocaust was actually happening during WWII, no one wanted to hear about it. besides, ain’t you never seen avatar? (actually, i think i’m the only person in the world who hasn’t seen it.) but isn’t the movie about saving those blue dudes? &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://gabesaporta.com/post/978325304</link><guid>http://gabesaporta.com/post/978325304</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 15:05:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7a8zbuiwi1qc4l14o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://gabesaporta.com/post/978192870</link><guid>http://gabesaporta.com/post/978192870</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 14:31:05 -0400</pubDate><category>xs</category></item><item><title>#mm. Sometimes you need a song that just makes you want to be in...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WdO85Qf4Poc&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WdO85Qf4Poc&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;#mm. Sometimes you need a song that just makes you want to be in love. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Naked &amp; The Famous - “Young Blood”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://gabesaporta.com/post/964373326</link><guid>http://gabesaporta.com/post/964373326</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 17:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>How I spent my Sunday. 
I swear my nephew was half this size 6...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l78hmdi65j1qzeda2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;How I spent my Sunday. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I swear my nephew was half this size 6 months ago.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;life only wants to keep moving forward; it’s completely undiscerning. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and yeah, my summer fro is in in full-effect&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://gabesaporta.com/post/961583588</link><guid>http://gabesaporta.com/post/961583588</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 03:18:13 -0400</pubDate><category>xs</category></item><item><title>new dance craze sweeping across japan! </title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kXPTvkTEBB0&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kXPTvkTEBB0&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;new dance craze sweeping across japan! &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://gabesaporta.com/post/961091520</link><guid>http://gabesaporta.com/post/961091520</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 01:09:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>w/@novarronate &amp; @chrisvfoh in Huntington Beach. Thanks for...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6wtf0tedn1qzeda2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6wtf0tedn1qzeda2o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6wtf0tedn1qzeda2o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;w/@novarronate &amp; @chrisvfoh in Huntington Beach. Thanks for an awesome weekend! &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://gabesaporta.com/post/929168967</link><guid>http://gabesaporta.com/post/929168967</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Aug 2010 20:01:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>There was a sun once. It lit the whole damn sky. It kept...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6ozsbZoys1qzoc7io1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;There was a sun once. &lt;br/&gt;It lit the whole damn sky. &lt;br/&gt;It kept everything,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;everything &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;alive. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://myuglytwin.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;myuglytwin&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://gabesaporta.com/post/911290614</link><guid>http://gabesaporta.com/post/911290614</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Aug 2010 01:36:24 -0400</pubDate><category>xs</category></item><item><title>i couldn’t help it (via leilockheart)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6fp9fM3xx1qaobbko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;i couldn’t help it (via &lt;a href="http://leilockheart.net/" target="_blank"&gt;leilockheart&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://gabesaporta.com/post/911249430</link><guid>http://gabesaporta.com/post/911249430</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Aug 2010 01:25:40 -0400</pubDate><category>xs</category></item><item><title>moneyries:

 
Don Draper’s Wall Street Journal Hedcut

</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l68alezGSb1qzspb4o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://moneyries.tumblr.com/post/866894013/what-don-drapers-wall-street-journal-hedcut-would" target="_blank"&gt;moneyries&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h1&gt;&lt;a href="http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2010/07/26/mad-men-what-the-journal-would-really-ask-don-draper/" target="_blank"&gt;Don Draper’s Wall Street Journal Hedcut&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;

&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://gabesaporta.com/post/907904047</link><guid>http://gabesaporta.com/post/907904047</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2010 11:00:00 -0400</pubDate><category>xs</category></item><item><title>Andás aburrido? Parece que sí. Yo también lo estoy. Jajaja. Está lindo el nuevo look de tu Tumblr. Puede ser que últimamente estés muy intenso? medio fiolosófico o puede ser que estés al lado de tu pc con una botella de Vodka. (Todo es probable) jaja (Broma) Te mando un beso y ojalá algún día te pueda ver por Argentina. Besos, de mi, osea yo. Gissela. Una chica que te odia y te ama al mismo tiempo.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;un poco aburrido, un poco intenso, y a veses hecho mierda.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;como me gusta. ;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;gracias por el beso. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://gabesaporta.com/post/906853173</link><guid>http://gabesaporta.com/post/906853173</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2010 04:12:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>john dillinger. age 7</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6o62sEFDF1qzeda2o1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;john dillinger. age 7&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://gabesaporta.com/post/906810044</link><guid>http://gabesaporta.com/post/906810044</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2010 03:56:52 -0400</pubDate><category>xs</category></item><item><title>we’re so gangsta</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://gabesaporta.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/906797412/tumblr_l6o5vbWiBV1qzeda2&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;we’re so gangsta&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://gabesaporta.com/post/906797412</link><guid>http://gabesaporta.com/post/906797412</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2010 03:52:00 -0400</pubDate><category>xs</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6o5i2bhrc1qzeda2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6o5i2bhrc1qzeda2o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6o5i2bhrc1qzeda2o4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6o5i2bhrc1qzeda2o5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6o5i2bhrc1qzeda2o6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://gabesaporta.com/post/906779010</link><guid>http://gabesaporta.com/post/906779010</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2010 03:45:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>BED INTRUDER SONG
i’m sure everyone’s seen this...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="325"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hMtZfW2z9dw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hMtZfW2z9dw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="325" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw" target="_blank"&gt;BED INTRUDER SONG&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;i’m sure everyone’s seen this already. (3mili views in 4 days!?)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;but i love the auto tune the news kids&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://gabesaporta.com/post/906079984</link><guid>http://gabesaporta.com/post/906079984</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2010 00:18:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>recommend some really undeniably sexy songs? (:</title><description>&lt;p&gt;done and done! &lt;br/&gt;&lt;a title='Bag Raiders ft. Donnis "All the Girls."' target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov4MqPxfy1M"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov4MqPxfy1M" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov4MqPxfy1M&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img align="left" src="http://coolthanks.net/images/music/12232009_bag_raiders.jpg" alt="Bag Raiders" width="240" height="215"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img align="middle" src="http://www.greedmontpark.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Donnis.jpeg" alt="Donnis" width="240" height="205"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov4MqPxfy1M"&gt;Bag Raiders “All The Girls” (Featuring Donnis!!)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i hung with Donnis last night. &lt;br/&gt;He’s gonna be big. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ryland and i LOVE this track. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;it’s nasty:&lt;br/&gt; “&lt;em&gt;fuck my friend just to spite me? &lt;br/&gt;you can fuck my friends they all just like me”&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://gabesaporta.com/post/905457416</link><guid>http://gabesaporta.com/post/905457416</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Aug 2010 21:41:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Letters of an old contrarian</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jhnmyr.tumblr.com/post/904852029/in-one-way-i-suppose-i-have-been-in-denial-for" target="_blank"&gt;jhnmyr&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;“In one way, I suppose, I have been “in denial” for some time, knowingly burning the candle at both ends and finding that it often gives a lovely light. But for precisely that reason, I can’t see myself smiting my brow with shock or hear myself whining about how it’s all so unfair: I have been taunting the Reaper into taking a free scythe in my direction and have now succumbed to something so predictable and banal that it bores even me. Rage would be beside the point for the same reason. Instead, I am badly oppressed by a gnawing sense of waste. I had real plans for my next decade and felt I’d worked hard enough to earn it. Will I really not live to see my children married? To watch the World Trade Center rise again? To read—if not indeed write—the obituaries of elderly villains like Henry Kissinger and Joseph Ratzinger?”&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;—&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2010/09/hitchens-201009" target="_blank"&gt;Hitchens on battling cancer&lt;/a&gt;. (via &lt;a href="http://cajunboy.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;cajunboy&lt;/a&gt;) (via &lt;a href="http://soupsoup.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;soupsoup&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Brilliant and jarring… For as long as it takes to read this essay, you will have his cancer. And when you are done reading it, you will not have it anymore. (Hopefully he won’t, either.) But what you will be left with in your newly-minted “still hopefully cancer-free” state of health is a better appreciation of your life.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://gabesaporta.com/post/904982029</link><guid>http://gabesaporta.com/post/904982029</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Aug 2010 19:36:00 -0400</pubDate><category>xl</category></item><item><title>“There’s something wrong with that boy; he frowns for no good...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6nf40Jm4T1qzeda2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;“There’s something wrong with that boy; he frowns for no good reason.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://gabesaporta.com/post/904668304</link><guid>http://gabesaporta.com/post/904668304</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Aug 2010 18:14:24 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
